Russan Renegades

Mr. Morgan took his private pilot knowledge test today and not only did he pass, he aced it. So even though Christmas is next week, I had to get him something to celebrate! So I bought him this epic Russian hat. Real rabbit fur. Makes him look like a very sexy soviet. Wunderbar.

p.s. I finally have all of my christmas shopping except for taylors big present. Which will be saved for next paycheck.

pretty rad* digital Christmas album I discovered over at rockstar diaries

 *I think using the word rad makes me sound equal parts pretentious/ cool.

airport

Today I met Taylor at the airport and he gave me a tour, I even got to sit in the plane!

it freaked me out and we didn't even go up in the sky, I don't know what im going to do when he does take me on a flight, but what I do know is that I will be wearing adult diapers, just as a precaution.

for my stocking please

You don't have to explain the awesome thing you did to hurt yourself if you wear these bandages, $7.

Children wouldn't properly appreciate these... for adults only. Pac Man cookie cutters, 12 British pounds.

I now believe in love at first sight. Kneepad tights, $32.

why isn't my job this cool?

So Adam Taylor's husband works at nuskin and they had their Christmas party last night, and Taylor and I got to go. Along with getting a FAT Christmas bonus and raffling off plasma TVs and Ipads etc, they had the comedian Brian Regan there, he did a full stand up routine and was hilarious.

We sent the men to get us food at the buffet, Taylor got me a delicious medley loaded with protean, Adam got Taylor... cheese, so I gave her a piece of my chicken, but she dropped it on the ground.

decorations.

 I decorated my room for Christmas using only paper, because I am poor. Notice the paper chain over the window circa 3rd grade. but im still kind of proud of.

but the next day Taylor surprised me with Christmas lights! so much more legit.

unfortunately the tape we got wasn't strong enough so our lights all fell down in a loud dramatic manner.

confetti lanterns

Im going to make this. See directions over at Project Wedding.